My little horn-dog!

[Life201]

Ok, I know I've told you guys how much my little Stanley can get on our nerves, but he's usually a good dog. Until now!

He finally did it.

Saturday evening we were getting ready to go to a cookout at a friend's house and our little 4 pound dog walked into our room. Dh yells, "What's wrong with Stanley?"

Seeing as how he's kinda clumsy and he's hypoglycemic, I ran into the bedroom to see what the problem was. :rolleyes:

There was this 'thing' hanging TO THE FLOOR ( this is no exagerration)! And the dog is huffing and puffing, out of breath, having trouble walking from exhaustion.

So I walked into our 2 years old's room to see what he had done.

There, on the floor was Anthony's 2 foot tall teddy bear with the fur all bunched up all over it from some 'substance' that the dog had emitted all over it.

Now that the bear has been "tainted" we have to throw it out and I'm permanently traumatized! :eek:

[Tearianna]

EWWWWwww ... I don't know whether to laugh or gag!! :gag: That is one crazy doggie!! :biglaugh:

[rdy2rac with]

Winston humps on legs alot (usually only men but he gets my mom too). Fortunately he is fixed so there is no "substance" left.

I actually saw him trying to get Roni into position last night (she was playing on the floor). I stopped him before he got anything started.

[HeavenLeigh]

ewwww :sick:

Ol Doggie got busy with the teddy bear, eh?
I had a male toy poodle quite a few years back. He would get busy with everything.
Is your doggie fixed?

[Life201]

No, we haven't had him fixed yet. That's been pushed way up on our things to do list after this weekend!

it's one thing to catch him trying to hump something, it's another to see that he did, we didn't know until he had COMPLETELY finished! :dog: :sperm:

I'm so freaked out by this - I don't want him near me for a while!

EWWWW is right!:sick:

[girlzrule]

Ok, I probably shouldn't have read this post while eating my lunch!:gag:

But I must admit, it is kinda funny. Poor dog...poor teddy bear!!!:D

That reminds me...yesterday Morgann was walking my mom's dog...been fixed so nothing comes out...and he jumps on her to hump her...well he knocks her over and she says "nana, why Korkee knock me down? He wanna dance?" She thought he was trying to dance with her! :biglaugh:

[HeavenLeigh]

lol girlz....my cousin (same age as me) had this big ol dog named Sam when we were small. He had this rug he was in love with and got his freak on with it all the time :rolleyes: She thought he was "hugging" it and would grab the darn rug and run with it through the house showing everyone. Many a guest at their house have been embarrassed by that.

[HeavenLeigh]

Anyone listened to Jay Hickmans (comedian) album "boat ride"? It has a part in there about humping dogs.....:biglaugh: reminds me of this thread.

[Life201]

I just can’t get that image out of my head of him humping that bear that’s 5 times his size.

Usually his favorite toy to hump is DH’s duck house shoe! ;)

[HeavenLeigh]

LOL Life....that quacks me up :biglaugh:

[Mommy_To_Jordon]

lmfao.......omg way to go dog!!!...lol.....I guess they gotta have their fun too

[suzieq728]

AWWW Life, I know your upset, but remember he's a dog. He dont know the teddy bear dont want to get busy with him, hes just looking to :hump: . He dont care what it looks like.
Get him fixed, A.S.A.P! That will help a little...

Sorry bout the Teddy! ;)

[Csara]

LOL...I think it's hysterical (sorry Life) :D

and this.....
Originally posted by girlzrule
That reminds me...yesterday Morgann was walking my mom's dog...been fixed so nothing comes out...and he jumps on her to hump her...well he knocks her over and she says "nana, why Korkee knock me down? He wanna dance?" She thought he was trying to dance with her! :biglaugh:
OMG :biglaugh:

Another dog humping story....when I was first dating my husband (way back when...8 years ago) and we were both back at home for one of our college breaks, I went to his (parents') house...and I'm not sure if this was the first time, but definitely ONE of the first times. Well anyway, they have this giant dog who literally weighed more than I did and J told me to turn around and bend over. Ummm....yea, I never had a dog before and uh, no I didn't think he was being kinky (I have no clue WHAT I was thinking :rolleyes: ) but I actually listened to him and next thing I know this GIANT dog is on my back humping me from behind. :eek:

[Lisa]

LOL, that is too funny.:D

[Frithy]

And to think that guys never believe me when I tell them about what girls talk about... :p

:cloud9:

[HeavenLeigh]

:biglaugh:

[Kaj]

:D Excellent Story! I'm sure it was a very cute teddy bear. But hey, it's cute and fluffy and doesn't try and shake you off. I can't maybe see why the doggie did this :biglaugh:

[SJTaylor]

That is so gross poor bear :lol: