Date stories

[andrea]

I want to hear about the worse date you ever had!!!!!! and i mean the worse LOL

[ksix]

How about the one where I'm completely in love with the guy I've been seeing for a few months, and he takes me out one afternoon for a coffee between classes...It was one of our rituals every Tuesday...well, he comes clean. (I was 20 by the way.) He's not 28. He's 31. He's not divorced...yet...still in the process (which means MARRIED!!), he's not exclusive (hmmm, I thought we were) and he's not only seeing other people, but SLEEPING with other people...can we still see each other? HELL NO!!!

Yeah, that was a bad date all right!

[andrea]

Wow now that was a bad date LOL

[Ellyanne777]

Okay I have 2 dates that tie for the worst dates!!
1) This guy had been asking me out for about 3 months and finally I said yes. See he was really really nice but he wasn't really my type...I mean he wore a cowboy hat and duster like everywhere he went...usually the cowboy hat is replaced with a baseball cap etc to cover up a bald head but anyway that is another theory. So finally I said yes to him. He came to my work and picked me up and said we were going to go out for dinner. We were driving through town when he pulled into the Pizza Hut parking lot...I thought well maybe he just wants to relax and hang out. So I didn't think anything about it until we walked in and he headed towards a table where a woman was sitting...his mother. She ate dinner with us and they talked the entire time while I ate...neither said one word to me after introductions. Then after dinner the 3 of us got into his truck (his mother sat between us) and drove all around town looking at new trucks in the Car lots. Then we dropped his mom off and I said well I have to get back home and this jerk actually tried to sit in my driveway and make out...I told him in his wildest dreams!!

2) The other date that ties with that one was. This guy had been asking me to go out but I wasn't ready b/c I had just had catherine and was not interested in dating. Well then finally I said yes. It was my birthday and he asked if we could go out and celebrate...I said yes and he picked me up. We spent about an hour driving to Jolten (in the boonies) and he wanted to look at some truck for sale by some guy but the guy didn't leave his keys so we waited for him for like 3 hours in a gas station parking lot then by the time he showed up and talked we had been there for like 4 or 5 hours. Then he drove me home saying he was tired. I couldn't believe it b/c I had cancelled with the girls to go out with him!!!!

[ksix]

those are hilarious Elysia!! I guess the next time some one invites you to go shopping for pickups with them, you'll decline! (not that you had any say in those two times!)
:D :D

[HeavenLeigh]

Let's see.......where to start?

1) a guy picked me up at my cousins in Ohio (I've told this somewhere.....WT probably) and honked for me to come out....actually he laid on the damn horn until I came out. Then he sat there bobbing his head and snapping his fingers to the song 'me so horny'.......we went riding around.....actaully stalking his ex g/f. Then we went to "eat". He pulled up in his driveway, went in, came out in differnet clothes, and expected me to walk to BP to get us some junk food while he washed his car. He gave me some money and some winning scratch off lotto tickets to cash in and told me to buy my own food. I walked to BP, cashed in the tickets, called my cousin and we went and ate on him.

2) my prom. I went w/ my ex H. He expected me to sit and stare at him all night. I couldn't talk to any of my friends and he got pissed because my friend Tracy and her date sat with us. We had a huge fight about how her date was staring at me (he wasn't) and how I never paid any attention to him. That was probably the worst night of my life. I want to swing my leg up and give myself a big kick in the butt for marrying that idiot.

3) This one guy asked me out last year. We had to go to the early movie to save $2 on each ticket. Forget drinks and popcorn, too expensive. Then we went to McD's after that (I HATE McD's) and we shared a drink and fries. He was so tight his ass squeaked when he walked. He spotted a penny on the floor and asked me if I would bend over and get it for him. I told him he could pick it up with his a$$ for all I cared. I wasn't doing a _____ thing for him. He even had the nerve to ask me for gas money for driving less than 10 minutes out of his way to pick me up and take me home!!! Idiot

4) Daniel.....I'm sure I've mentioned him somewhere. We once went out and spent half the night in Shoney's empty parking lot talking. That was "quality time" to him. What the heck??? Wierdo.

5) Went to eat w/ one guy and had to hear evey gross health problem he had. Anything from his in-grown toenail to him coughing up "big globs of snot" every morning. He talked/ate at the same time......between that and the gross convo I puked when I got home.

6) went to lunch w/ one guy that talked about his ex g/f until he cried. I left him spilling his tears into his lemon pie. Hell, I had just went thru a mariatal split up, I could have cared less about his love problems.

[Hot Stuff]

My worst date has to be the one that never was.

When I was working as a barmaid this one guy hounded and hounded me to go out with him. I finally said yes and as I was working two jobs at the time I said to call me at my other job on a Thursday night and we'd meet during the supper break of my noon-9 p.m. shift. He really wanted to go out though so we set up a time/place for the following Thursday. I went to the restaurant and waited and waited. He never showed. Two days later his wife phoned my office and wanted to know why their son found that phone number in his dad's briefcase. I made up some story and the guy got an earful the next time I saw him.

[Ellyanne777]

bump this one up I love these

[andrea]

me to, i think these kind of stories are so funny

[Csara]

OMG, those are so hilarious!! :biglaugh: Sorry, I'm sure they weren't funny at the time, but wow, they are funny now!! LOL!!