HeavenLeigh
03-04-2002, 07:04 PM
I'm semi-sorta, somewhat sick of this rat race called singlehood. All the men....all the time......that stuff gets old. The late nights hottie chasing, cruising for unsuspecting men, dancing with a different guy every song, never buying a drink at a bar, and causing brothers to fight is so for the birds.
Wait a minute.......NO IT'S NOT!!! This is the life! I never buy a drink, I never pay for my food when we go to eat after the bar, I never have to listen to complaining and whining, I can pick and choose whom I see and when I want to see them, I don't have to shave my legs when I don't feel like it....heck I don't even have to bathe (which I DO of course, once a year even if I'm not raunchy!)
But there are those times in life when I see something funny and laugh at it alone or see something sad and have noone that REALLY cares to comfort me----that's hard. There are times when a good movie is on, ya know the kind that you don't want to see alone but have to cuz everyone else is busy with their own lives. And then there are times I have to ever so not politely explain to twits why I don't "have" to sleep with them just cuz they bought me a tequila sunrise at the bar. That bites one.
So, inbetween wanting to be alone and not at the same time I have come up with a solution. I'm starting my own business! Rent-a-man......boy toys to the rescue! I figure I round up a few goodlooking buck daddys. Each one will be something I want or need. One will be "good" if ya know what I mean. Another will be sweet and easy to talk to. Another will have to be a mechanic and at least one handyman/carpenter will be in the bunch. One will be the adventurous type and another will be the homebody type. So there, a different man for everything I need! Problem solved. Now, anyone know any guys as described above? If so, send 'em on down/up to KY! Ol gurl is waiting!
Wait a minute.......NO IT'S NOT!!! This is the life! I never buy a drink, I never pay for my food when we go to eat after the bar, I never have to listen to complaining and whining, I can pick and choose whom I see and when I want to see them, I don't have to shave my legs when I don't feel like it....heck I don't even have to bathe (which I DO of course, once a year even if I'm not raunchy!)
But there are those times in life when I see something funny and laugh at it alone or see something sad and have noone that REALLY cares to comfort me----that's hard. There are times when a good movie is on, ya know the kind that you don't want to see alone but have to cuz everyone else is busy with their own lives. And then there are times I have to ever so not politely explain to twits why I don't "have" to sleep with them just cuz they bought me a tequila sunrise at the bar. That bites one.
So, inbetween wanting to be alone and not at the same time I have come up with a solution. I'm starting my own business! Rent-a-man......boy toys to the rescue! I figure I round up a few goodlooking buck daddys. Each one will be something I want or need. One will be "good" if ya know what I mean. Another will be sweet and easy to talk to. Another will have to be a mechanic and at least one handyman/carpenter will be in the bunch. One will be the adventurous type and another will be the homebody type. So there, a different man for everything I need! Problem solved. Now, anyone know any guys as described above? If so, send 'em on down/up to KY! Ol gurl is waiting!